If My Grandmother Had Wheels. It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish. The implication is that obviously if you change something major, then There is a common phrase in Italian "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe una carriola" which literally means "If my grandfather had wheels he would.
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Quote of the Day: And If My Grandma Had Wheels She’d Be a … (Harriet Copeland) It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.